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Title: No, Mine Author: Sunscorched Posted: 03/30/03
Email Rating: PG-13 Category: Humour Content: C/A Summary: Angel isn't the only possessive one at A.I! Spoilers: Disclaimer: The characters in the Angelverse were created by Joss Whedon & David Greenwalt. No infringement is intended, no profit is made. Distribution: AO/NF and just tell me if you want it! Notes: Feedback:
Cordelia stared thoughtfully at the office that Angel was reclaiming after Wesley's mistake. Shouldn't it be 'her' turn to be boss? After all, Angel had been boss when they first opened Angel Investigations, then Wesley. It didn't seem right that superiority should belong to the men, right?
'It's not fair, I should be boss now' Cordelia's face took on a determined look, 'I'm 'going' to be boss whether Alpha-Male likes it or not' she took a deep breath and went into battle.
"Angel?" Cordelia asked as she barged into the office section of the Hyperion.
"Cordy, hi" Angel stood in greeting, something that he had never grown out of doing.
"I've just been thinking about something" Cordelia purposely left the office door open.
"Oh?"
"Yeah, just hear me out for a second before inerrupting" Cordelia immediately launched into her point of view. "When we first opened A.I, you were boss then, right?"
Angel nodded, not sure where this was going.
"Then you went all beige and Wes got to be boss, right?"
Again, Angel nodded his answer.
"It doesn't seem right that you get to be boss again, I personally think it's my turn to be boss"
"Your turn?"
"Um-hmm" Cordelia nodded, "By rights, it 'should' be my turn. Because you've been boss, then Wes and then you again. That's just wrong, Angel and quite frankly, sexist. Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I can't be boss"
Angel crossed his arms over his broad chest, inwardly jumping for joy when he saw Cordelia's track his movements. "You want to be boss, huh?" he asked.
"I 'should' be boss Angel, it's only fair I should have a turn" Cordelia pointed out.
How could he break this to her gently? "No you shouldn't, I'm the boss" did he say gently?
Cordelia narrowed her eyes, "Why shouldn't I be boss?"
"Because it would be way too stressful for you and you would get stress wrinkles and then you would have to buy anti-wrinkle cream and then you would..."
"Angel stop before you go any further" Cordelia halted his pathetic reasoning, "I'm boss, so you can just haul your vampy-candy-ass outta 'my' chair and make 'me' a cup of coffee" she tried.
"I can, can I?"
Trying didn't mean succeeding. "Yes, your coffee is way better than mine so you would be better at the secretary thing than me" she saw the office keys on the edge of the desk. A-ha, a plan, keep the vampire distracted then grab keys, perfect.
"I'm the boss so get used to it honey" 'I'm such a baddass' Angel thought, 'I'm standing up to Cordy, Gunn'd be proud'
"Oh yeah?" she challenged.
'So that's how Princess wants to play, is it?' "Yeah" Angel challenged her, grateful the desk was between her and his groin, "What'cha going to do about it?" he taunted.
Cordelia pretended to think for a moment before snatching the office keys and dangling them in front of him. "You want these boss?" she taunted.
"Why you little sneak, give those back" Angel stalked round the desk, "Those are mine" he grabbed them back and held them over her head.
"Hey, no fair" Cordelia whined.
"Cordy, Cordy, Cordy" Angel mock cringed in sympathy, "Life isn't fair"
Cordelia booted him in his shin and grabbed them back, "No, life isn't fair Angel, is it?" she asked in mock sympathy.
Angel shrugged off the stinging pain in his shin bone and snatched the keys back, "Mine"
"No, mine" she grabbed them back and hid them behind her.
Angel scowled and wrapped both his arms round her, blocking her escape with 'his' office keys.
"Give those back"
"Not until I'm boss"
"I'm boss Cordelia, now give" Angel struggled to get the keys out of her hands.
"Say please"
"No, they're mine so give"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"If you want them, go and get them" Cordelia managed to free her key-holding hand and shove the keys down her pants. "Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah"
Angel scowled before smirking, 'office keys be damned all to hell, I'm going in' he thought with glee. He shoved his hands down her pants and went in search of 'keys'!
That's how Gunn and Fred found them a few minutes later, Cordelia with Angel in a headlock and his hands down her pants.
"Errr..." was all Gunn said!
End.
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