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Title: Small Favours
Author: califi
Posted: 03-12-2003
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Rating: PG
Category: Light humour
Content: C/A friendshippy
Summary:
Spoilers:
Disclaimer: The characters in the Angelverse were created by Joss Whedon & David Greenwalt. No infringement is intended, no profit is made.
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Notes:
Feedback:“I won’t do it!”
“Don’t be such a wuss- did I mention with a big, fat capital W?”
“I mean it, Cordy!”
“Awww…. Angel! Don’t be like that!”
“I will too be ‘like that!”
“God! How often-HOW OFTEN! Do I ask you any favours, huh? Just mention ONE, Buster!”
“Well…that ONE when you asked to move in with me-taking over my bed with peanut butter and everything-Don’t deny it! Cordy! Its getting old!”
“Pfft!”
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“Two-why stop at one?"
"How about the time you asked to borrow an ‘itsy bit’ of hair mousse-and cleaned me out! THREE Bottles! -Not to mention when you needed a tiny hole filled in your dining room wall- and I ended up shelling out for a bloody Plasterer-for the WHOLE damn apartment! -AND that other time you borrowed my car to pick up supplies; keeping it for a week-A WEEK!"
"Oh and let’s NOT forget about that ‘Cute little Boutique down the road’ that you needed me to take you to- that ended up being in San Frickkin’Sisco!! …Which brings it to about five, so far-”
“FOUR! Jeez! Learn to add up, Grr Guy! Been on the planet long enough. No reason to stay as dumb as people were, ‘Back in the day’ quote unquote!”
“Hey!!! …Okay; four! -FIVE! –The classic ‘could you just call Greg-you know, Angel! - That really hot guy I’m seeing tonight; and let him know I got his GORGEOUS bouquet of flowers?”! - So back at ya, PRINCESS!”
“Yeah, well-Hey, I’m SURE I told you that Boutique was in ‘Sisco; well I thought it, anyway!”
“And I REALLY look like Mr-Mind-reader Guy! Anyway, I’m NOT doing it-no way any how any uhuh!”
“GOD! You’re such a GIRL”
“A Girl?- A GIRL! I damn well WOULD look like a bloody …’GIRL’ if I let you paint my nails ‘Raspberry Marmalade Surprise', for God’s Sake!
“I just want to see what its like before I use it myself- Varnish Remover is soo harmful to nails, ya know! Pleeeaaasse, Angel! Promise never EVER –in this lifetime, anyway- to ask any more favours. I’ll love you for ever and ever…?”
“Fine! Do it! - But never, EVER breathe a word of this to the others!”
“Pfft! As if I would, ya big Doofus!”
“I MEAN it, Cordy!”
“I hear ya Broody…. Come on then!”End.
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